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I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
(Quelle: dad-buscemi, via laughcentre)
(Quelle: secretotaku, via ninyuuu)
- family: treats you like shit
- family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
- family: says that you'll never have a successful future
- family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
- family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
- family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via cait-shelter)
my computer screen is brighter than my future
this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
(via kaioneesama)
[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.
Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
(Quelle: levitus, via yapparikatsunowahyoutei)
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
(via dreamyhunter)
